It was poppin’ off on Rock of Love Bus
I finally have a moment to watch some of the stuff on my Tivo so I’m watching Rock of Love Bus first, then switching to 30 Rock to avoid completely dumbing myself down.
Right now, I’m at the part where Melissa popped her breast implant and then got on the phone with her boyfriend to talk about Bret’s fake hair.
Oh snap!
Of course, the other girls ran to Bret to tell him about this little incident and he didn’t take kindly to a girl pointing out his obvious washed-up, middle-aged style choices. Pretty funny that any of these bleached plastic hos would make fun of someone else for being synthetic…. especially the person whose “love” they’re competing for on a tv show.
Melissa denied it, but defended herself by saying she was frustrated that Bret hasn’t paid attention to her.
Bret acknowledged that he wears “the finest quality extensions that Europe had to offer” before telling Melissa to get the fuck out.
By the end, he also cut Brittany (or “Brittaney” as I think she spells it)
It sucks that the keep booting the crazy girls because that type of thing is what makes this a great trashy show. We need drunk ckicks doing shots out of eachother’s vajayjays psycho obsessive former porn filmmakers having bipolar episodes, and chicks popping implants and talking shit. That’s what makes this Rock of Love.
I also like that this season already has a rising injury tally…. and I can’t wait to see how they handle the well-publicized car crash that killed two people.
