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If you like reality TV (or any of those trashy pseudo-reality shows) and you like blogging about reality TV, you might be just the person we’re looking for.

Trashwire.com has been growing by leaps and bounds over the past couple months and I haven’t had enough time to develop TheTVGeek to its full potential.

So, I’m looking for contributors.

If you watched every episode of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! and have been dying to put in your two cents about the Sanjaya/Holly relationship… if you already set your Tivo to record The T.O. Show on VH1… if you managed to watch Jesse’s return to the Big Brother house without puking… then you might be just the person I’m looking for.

Just use the contact form to shoot me an email and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible. If you’d prefer, you can also hit me up via Twitter (@trashwire) and let me know what you’re interested in contributing from updates to commentary to video parodies.

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I finally have a moment to watch some of the stuff on my Tivo so I’m watching Rock of Love Bus first, then switching to 30 Rock to avoid completely dumbing myself down.

Right now, I’m at the part where Melissa popped her breast implant and then got on the phone with her boyfriend to talk about Bret’s fake hair.

Oh snap!

Of course, the other girls ran to Bret to tell him about this little incident and he didn’t take kindly to a girl pointing out his obvious washed-up, middle-aged style choices. Pretty funny that any of these bleached plastic hos would make fun of someone else for being synthetic…. especially the person whose “love” they’re competing for on a tv show.

Melissa denied it, but defended herself by saying she was frustrated that Bret hasn’t paid attention to her.

Bret acknowledged that he wears “the finest quality extensions that Europe had to offer” before telling Melissa to get the fuck out.

By the end, he also cut Brittany (or “Brittaney” as I think she spells it)

It sucks that the keep booting the crazy girls because that type of thing is what makes this a great trashy show. We need drunk ckicks doing shots out of eachother’s vajayjays psycho obsessive former porn filmmakers having bipolar episodes, and chicks popping implants and talking shit. That’s what makes this Rock of Love.

I also like that this season already has a rising injury tally…. and I can’t wait to see how they handle the well-publicized car crash that killed two people.

Tags: Cable Shows, Celebreality, Dating Shows, Reality Competitions, Showmances, VH1 by Alexis
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Normally, it’s a bad idea when celebrities blog. They typically have nothing to say, can’t seem to figure out the shift key, and use sentences that run on like a marathon athlete. There are, however, a few exceptions and this is certainly one of them.

I know Trashwire always has much love for My Chemical Romance, but after reading lead singer Gerard Way’s review of The Pick Up Artist 2, you’ll understand why I’ve become totally addicted to the revamped My Chemical Romance blog (RSS) and twitter posts.
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Tags: Cable Shows, Celebreality, Reality Competitions, Showmances, VH1 by Alexis
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Rodney King and Gary Busey walk into a bar… Actually, they don’t walk into a bar because they’re both patients on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Yes, this new season brings us another cadre of dysfunctional celebrities trying to get sober, or rather, to get more screen time. The patient list includes Busey, King, model/actress Amber Smith, former American Idol contestant Nicki McKibbin, celeb spawn Sean Stewart, former hood ornament Tawny Kitaen, drummer Steven Adler and even an encore performance from everyone’s favorite bumbling train wreck, Jeff Conaway….

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Tags: Cable Shows, Celebreality, VH1 by Alexis
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From Perez Hilton…

This should come as no surprise!

Brett Michaels and that chick who won Rock Of Love 2 have broken up.

And, as that news “breaks”, Vh1 has announced that it is bringing the reality show back for a 3rd season.

At this point, does anybody still care????

Tags: Cable Shows, Celebreality, Reality Competitions, Showmances, VH1 by Alexis
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Tonight could go down in trash tv history with three of the trashiest shows imaginable all hitting the airwaves. Lucky for you, you have Trashwire to recap all the train-wreck mayhem. Think of this as a triple serving of Trashwire’s special reality tv coverage.

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Tonight could go down in trash tv history with three of the trashiest shows imaginable all hitting the airwaves.

Let’s kick things off with the Flavor of Love 3 reunion show.

They did things a little differently by starting the show with comedian Samore doing a short little roast of Flav. Then she asked a couple of the girls some questions. Ice was first and talked about how she was totally repulsed by Flav and thought he was super unattractive. She then said that being on the show has done a lot for her career, and went on to clarify what she meant by saying that she gets really good tips at Hooters now. Wow, what a career! Didn’t she claim to be a radio personality when she was still in the competition?

After the first commercial break, host Lala let Flav take the floor as he debuted his newly shorn head. He looks kind of like a black version of the fake old man from the Six Flags commercials.
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Tags: Cable Shows, Celebreality, Finale, Reality Competitions, Showmances, VH1, Wrap-Up by Alexis
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Here’s the extended trailer for VH1’s new reality series featuring the rejects from I Love New York, Flavor of Love and Rock of Love. I don’t even know what to say about this.

Tags: Behind the Scenes, Cable Shows, Celebreality, Is it Watchable?, Reality Competitions, Showmances, VH1, Video Clips by Alexis
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DListed reported today that Sharon Osbourne will host a brand new season of Charm School on VH1. For those who don’t remember, the first Charm School featured the ladies from Flavor of Love in a competition to see who could become the most classy and refin–sorry I just couldn’t finish that sentence. It’s too ridiculous!

Anyway, this version will feature the girls from Rock of Love including super-buff Rodeo, almost-winner Heather, psychotic Lacey, possible tranny stripper Angelique, ditsy Megan and melted Bratz doll Daisy.

This sounds incredible! You know we’ll be watching!

Tags: Cable Shows, Celebreality, Reality Competitions, VH1 by Alexis
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I use the term “wins” loosely here because the prize is having sex with Flavor Flav.

Regardless it was down to Black and Thing 2. After each girl got her final date, Flav picked Thing 2.

Tags: Cable Shows, Celebreality, Finale, Reality Competitions, Showmances, VH1 by Alexis
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