Do you like fishsticks?
Posted on April 9th, 2009 by Alexis
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Chaos at ANTM auditions in Manhattan
Posted on March 15th, 2009 by Alexis
The description of the video says it all: Pandemonium erupted outside of an “America’s Next Top Model” casting call at CW Studios in midtown Saturday when an overheating car triggered a stampede of catwalk-craving cuties
The Whitest Kids U’Know come to Denver
Posted on February 23rd, 2009 by Alexis
The Whitest Kids U’Know come to Denver
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New Trashwire article
Posted on February 2nd, 2009 by Alexis
5 things I learned about dudes from watching Super Bow ads
For guys, the Super Bowl is like Christmas, New Years and a birthday all rolled into one. Aside from the game itself, all the expensive advertising seems to celebrate this most dude-centric of days. As a woman, I found it fascinating to watch what advertisers think will be appealing and to take a look at what we learn about guys from watching the Super Bowl commercials, so I bring you this list of 5 things we learn about dudes from watching these commercials.
RuPaul’s Drag Race starts tonight
Posted on February 2nd, 2009 by Alexis
Remember a long time ago when we mentioned RuPaul’s Drag Race? Well the premiere is tonight on Logo.
It was poppin’ off on Rock of Love Bus
Posted on January 19th, 2009 by Alexis
I finally have a moment to watch some of the stuff on my Tivo so I’m watching Rock of Love Bus first, then switching to 30 Rock to avoid completely dumbing myself down.
Right now, I’m at the part where Melissa popped her breast implant and then got on the phone with her boyfriend to talk about Bret’s fake hair.
Oh snap!
Of course, the other girls ran to Bret to tell him about this little incident and he didn’t take kindly to a girl pointing out his obvious washed-up, middle-aged style choices. Pretty funny that any of these bleached plastic hos would make fun of someone else for being synthetic…. especially the person whose “love” they’re competing for on a tv show.
Melissa denied it, but defended herself by saying she was frustrated that Bret hasn’t paid attention to her.
Bret acknowledged that he wears “the finest quality extensions that Europe had to offer” before telling Melissa to get the fuck out.
By the end, he also cut Brittany (or “Brittaney” as I think she spells it)
It sucks that the keep booting the crazy girls because that type of thing is what makes this a great trashy show. We need drunk ckicks doing shots out of eachother’s vajayjays psycho obsessive former porn filmmakers having bipolar episodes, and chicks popping implants and talking shit. That’s what makes this Rock of Love.
I also like that this season already has a rising injury tally…. and I can’t wait to see how they handle the well-publicized car crash that killed two people.
American Idol Twitter updates
Posted on January 14th, 2009 by Alexis
While I just can’t bring myself to write a full story about American Idol, I have been microblogging about the show on the Trashwire Twitter. You can check out my live tweets on the sidebar during the show or head on over to twitter.com/trashwire to follow the posts and reply.
Here’s a few quotes from what I had to say about last night’s contestants:
Ah, Simon never disappoints. “So you’re truning your back on your band?”
Elijah Scarlett sounded like the distorted effect they put on anonymous witnesses on Dateline.
Now I’m worried we’ll find Leah Marie dead in her car outside Kara’s house.
This dude actually thought it was a good idea to go to a shop and pay money for a tattoo that says “Sexual Chacolate”
Cody Sheldon is like Sanjaya only with over-tweezed eyebrows.
I think that one dude was a frightened homeless rabbi
It might be hard to express yourself in 140 characters, but it seems roomy when describing these so-bad-they’re-good contestants. Besides, who wants to watch after the first few episodes when the only people left are those who have actual talent?
Momma’s Boys
Posted on January 6th, 2009 by Alexis
Just saw this write up about NBC’s Momma’s Boys and thought it was pretty spot-on.
Momma’s Boys will never make it to a second season, but that doesn’t matter, it is just like the droves of sensationalist, sex driven television before it. It is tittlating television that garners the day after discussions that drive ratings in a rough television market.
More at http://savetelevision.wordpress.com/2009/01/06/mommas-boys/
Gerard Way reviews The Pick Up Artist 2
Posted on December 2nd, 2008 by Alexis
Normally, it’s a bad idea when celebrities blog. They typically have nothing to say, can’t seem to figure out the shift key, and use sentences that run on like a marathon athlete. There are, however, a few exceptions and this is certainly one of them.
I know Trashwire always has much love for My Chemical Romance, but after reading lead singer Gerard Way’s review of The Pick Up Artist 2, you’ll understand why I’ve become totally addicted to the revamped My Chemical Romance blog (RSS) and twitter posts.
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Celebrity Rehab proves strangely addictive
Posted on October 26th, 2008 by Alexis
Rodney King and Gary Busey walk into a bar… Actually, they don’t walk into a bar because they’re both patients on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
Yes, this new season brings us another cadre of dysfunctional celebrities trying to get sober, or rather, to get more screen time. The patient list includes Busey, King, model/actress Amber Smith, former American Idol contestant Nicki McKibbin, celeb spawn Sean Stewart, former hood ornament Tawny Kitaen, drummer Steven Adler and even an encore performance from everyone’s favorite bumbling train wreck, Jeff Conaway….
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